my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
I have reblogged this at least a thousand times
Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written.
straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*
gay people on tv show: *exist*
ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\
this is like my fave joke
okay that shit was good.
It’s been 6 months when I saw you kissing her. What was so wrong with me that you couldn’t love me, but you can love her?
Well I saw you today and still my heart dropped straight to my stomach. I have no idea if you saw me at all. I just walked past you like we weren’t nothing. And it hurts. I don’t even know why. You got your dream girl and I got my dream guy. But you will forever be the guy who broke me, not just my heart.
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This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.