Another Dumb Punk Kid
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korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

crazykissing:

sex / love / romance blog  insane sex facts
WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

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I almost spit out my water

jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:



this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.

tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:

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this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.

It’s been 3 years now. You broke my heart 3 years ago. And still it makes me so fucking sick when I see you.
It’s been 6 months when I saw you kissing her. What was so wrong with me that you couldn’t love me, but you can love her?
Well I saw you today and still my heart dropped straight to my stomach. I have no idea if you saw me at all. I just walked past you like we weren’t nothing. And it hurts. I don’t even know why. You got your dream girl and I got my dream guy. But you will forever be the guy who broke me, not just my heart.
daydreaming-of-perfection (via daydreaming-of-perfection)

wynn1ng:

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.